Dateline: The PoemHunter site,3/4/07. <br /> <br /> Exicited Christian experts reported….., <br /> That Jesus returned today….., <br /> To PoemHunter for a short visit…., <br /> He said, “Forgive them Father….., <br /> For they know not what they write”…..! ! ! <br /> <br /> He immediately returned to his private jet….., <br /> For a quick trip to Al Gore’s home….., <br /> To discuss the former vice-president’s….., <br /> Hypocrisy and exorbitant energy use….., <br /> And will return to Heaven tomorrow….., <br /> To prepare for an Easter celebration….., <br /> With His Almighty Father……! ! ! <br /> <br /> (We will keep everyone posted on the following trips of Jesus….! ! !) <br /> <br />(a) To the surface of the SUN…., to discuss…., <br />“Global Warming” with “Ole Sol”……, <br />(please note, for safety, this trip must be taken at night…! !) <br /> <br />(b) To China….., to make final arrangements for the <br />manufacture
